Tuna is in the air.

Sniff... sniff... I think I smell... sniff... I smell tuna!

Mr. Handsome

I think I look like dashing here. The human thinks I look like a meowdel.

Lazy Sunday

Sundays call for naps and more naps.

Cat Fitness

One way I stay in top kitty shape is by doing yoga. It's quite easy.  You just do a little stretching. I recommend the pose I'm doing below. 

This is a great way to stretch out your muscles. I recommend doing a little yoga once a week. I recommend doing it on Sunday because it's the day after Caturday. You gotta work off all those tunatinis from the night before.

So do a little kitty yoga. You won't regret it.

Happy International Cat Day!

I'm floofy and I know it

The Cat Interview

Tne human tried to interview me. These are the results. 

Human: Hi, Dexter! So, how it's going?

Dexter: Lady. How long will this interview be? I got places to be and things to see. 

Human: Not very long. 

Dexter: Good. *impersonating Grumpy cat's face*

Human: What's your favorite thing to do?

Dexter: Easy. Sleeping. 

Human: That's it?

Dexter: Looking out the window. 

Human: What do you like looking at?

Dexter: Squirrels, lizards, and birds. The usual things. 

Human: Interesting. What's your favorite fish!

Dexter: Is that even a question? Tuna of course! 

Human: Ah, okay. 

Dexter: Are we done yet?

Human: Not quite. 

Dexter: ..........

Human: Next, question. Wait, where are you going?

*Dexter walking out of the room*

Dexter: I smell tuna!

Human: Well, then....

Thinking about cat stuff.

Dexter the Hutt

"Bring me Solo and the wookie"- Dexter the Hutt

Floof Monday

We're on Facebook now!

The human created a Facebook page for me, so you should go like it right meow!

Here's the link!
www.facebook.com/dexterthetabby

Pawsome News!

We are now an affiliate for Animal Hearted Apparel! They have meowtastic shirts and accessories for cat and dog lovers. What's awesome about this company is that 25% of the proceeds go to no kill animal shelters. You can use the code DEXTERTHETABBY to get 10% off your order!

Here's the link to their site: animalhearted.com

Happy Cinco de Meow!

Just Chilling

Snacky Mouse

I love my new Temptations Snacky Mouse! It's really fun to try to get the treats out. I recommend this product to all the cats out in the world, so get your humans to buy it!

Happy Friday, everyone!

Lazy Cat

I'm a pretty lazy cat.

Wednesday Loaf

Just loafing around on this Wednesday. I probably look fat, but it's just fluff. I'm a fluffy loaf! So, uh, happy Wednesday!

Daily Shenanigans

I'm the type of cat who hates to sit still and sleep all day. I mean I like to sleep, but not over the top like some other cats. My human notices that I like to get into some shenanigans. You could probably make a book about all things I've done, but we're going to opt for blog posts instead. So, here comes some daily shenanigans

Today, I stole my human's pen that she left on her desk. I couldn't resist this shiny piece of whatever it was made out of. It caught my eye, so I went in for the kill. The human wasn't in the room and that left the perfect opportunity to strike. I pounced up onto the desk and knocked off the desk. I rolled it under the bed, so she couldn't find it. I didn't like that idea and moved out from under the bed. I decided to swat at it and play around with it.

My human walked in right as was getting into playing with this shiny stick thing. She picked up and proceeded to put it away. I was devastated.

After a couple of minutes, I decided to move on to my next target. I walked around the apartment while looking at all things I could play with. I paced back and forth a little, and then I found it. It was just laying there. You know what it was? A plastic bag! These things are so much to play with and I decided to go for it. I can't pass up this opportunity. I darted right at it, and started to crumple it up and sniff at it. I thought I could get away with it because the human was somewhere else. I played with it for a couple of minutes until the human heard the noise and found me playing with the bag. I quickly ran away, so she couldn't take a picture.

It's still early in the day which means I'm bound to get into more shenanigans as the day goes on. I'm sure the human will try to keep up with all this.

(P.S. She couldn't get a picture of me doing any of this due to my super speed.)

My Favorite Hobbies

As a cat, I have a few little hobbies that keep me going through my "royal" life. I made a list, so it's not a long sentences that drag on for an eternity.

1. I like laying in sinks.
2. Plastic bags are my best friends. 
3. Squirrel Watching
4. Chasing my humans around
5. Sleeping

I would add more, but that would get really boring and you wouldn't want to read anymore. I know this because as a cat, I have a short attention span. 

Oh, here's a pic that my human took of me in the sink.

(I look dashing, by the way.)

Meow!

Meow! Welcome to my blog.