The Cat Interview

Tne human tried to interview me. These are the results. 

Human: Hi, Dexter! So, how it's going?

Dexter: Lady. How long will this interview be? I got places to be and things to see. 

Human: Not very long. 

Dexter: Good. *impersonating Grumpy cat's face*

Human: What's your favorite thing to do?

Dexter: Easy. Sleeping. 

Human: That's it?

Dexter: Looking out the window. 

Human: What do you like looking at?

Dexter: Squirrels, lizards, and birds. The usual things. 

Human: Interesting. What's your favorite fish!

Dexter: Is that even a question? Tuna of course! 

Human: Ah, okay. 

Dexter: Are we done yet?

Human: Not quite. 

Dexter: ..........

Human: Next, question. Wait, where are you going?

*Dexter walking out of the room*

Dexter: I smell tuna!

Human: Well, then....