Sniff... sniff... I think I smell... sniff... I smell tuna!
Saturday, August 29, 2015
Friday, August 21, 2015
Sunday, August 9, 2015
Cat Fitness
One way I stay in top kitty shape is by doing yoga. It's quite easy. You just do a little stretching. I recommend the pose I'm doing below.
This is a great way to stretch out your muscles. I recommend doing a little yoga once a week. I recommend doing it on Sunday because it's the day after Caturday. You gotta work off all those tunatinis from the night before.
So do a little kitty yoga. You won't regret it.
Saturday, August 8, 2015
Friday, August 7, 2015
The Cat Interview
Tne human tried to interview me. These are the results.
Human: Hi, Dexter! So, how it's going?
Dexter: Lady. How long will this interview be? I got places to be and things to see.
Human: Not very long.
Dexter: Good. *impersonating Grumpy cat's face*
Human: What's your favorite thing to do?
Dexter: Easy. Sleeping.
Human: That's it?
Dexter: Looking out the window.
Human: What do you like looking at?
Dexter: Squirrels, lizards, and birds. The usual things.
Human: Interesting. What's your favorite fish!
Dexter: Is that even a question? Tuna of course!
Human: Ah, okay.
Dexter: Are we done yet?
Human: Not quite.
Dexter: ..........
Human: Next, question. Wait, where are you going?
*Dexter walking out of the room*
Dexter: I smell tuna!
Human: Well, then....
Thursday, August 6, 2015
Monday, August 3, 2015
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