Story Time/Rant - Pesky Squirrels

It's a quiet sunny afternoon. I'm taking a little snooze on my favorite chair which so happens to be next to the window. So I'm snoozing away the afternoon then all of a sudden I hear a noise. This noise must of been so loud because I sprang up out of my chair.

I go to the window and what do I see? I squirrel playing around by the window. I stare at it and it stares back. This squirrel just woke me up from my nap. I think I scared it away because I was really glaring at this squirrel. After this little showdown I decide to go back to my chair to finish up my nap.

I finally get back on the chair and starting falling back asleep. I'm half asleep when I hear the same noise. I go back to the window, and guess what? The same squirrel came back for another visit. I'm livid now because I"m trying to take a well needed nap and then squirrel thinks it's funny to disrupt my peace time.

Now, I give this squirrel the death stare. This squirrel is now ignoring me. He's over there eating an acorn like no one is watching. I gave up and went back to my chair.

And you know what happens next? He comes back with a little friend and they're playing a little game of tag or something. I think this squirrel was trying to sabotage my nap or something. So now I have to walk clear across the apartment to find a another napping area.

Those pesky squirrels always find a way to disrupt my nap. This isn't the first time this has happened to me. They never let me take a nap in peace.

Favorite Cat Quotes

I thought I would share my favorite cat quotes. There were a lot that I wanted to post, but the human said to narrow it down to a few, so I did. Here they are!

"A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat."- George Mikes

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick

"A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs."- Sarah Thompson

"Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place."- Paul Gray

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine