A Review of One of My Favorite Books

Yes, yes, I have a favorite book.  I mean I have a many, but this post is about one book.Also, it's no surprise that all my favorite books are about cats because what's a book without cats in it.

The book is called "How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You" by The Oatmeal. You might of heard of The Oatmeal. He's the guy that illustrates really funny comics (like the one below).

Image via The Oatmeal

Okay, now back to the review. This Book is absolutely hilarious. Even the human enjoyed reading it. Also, when the human got the book it came with a free poster. I made the human hang it up on the wall because it's funny and cool.

Now, the book is not like your boring romantic sci-fi adventure book. It provides humor and interesting comic like illustrations.

If you want funny book about cats, then buy this book!

You can purchase it from Amazon!

Stay tuned for more of my book reviews!

If I Could Speak Human...

Well, there are a couple of things that I would say if I could speak human. So, I had the human type out a list because of course I can't type or speak human.

1. Where's my food?
2. Why don't you give more treats?
3. How come you don't always come when I meow?
4. Why do you get mad when I decide to walk all over your laptop?
5. You should give me more food.
6. Humans can't speak cat very well.
7. Not all cats are a big fan of salmon (this includes me).
8. Catnip is one heck of a thing.
9. I'm terribly sorry if I shed too much.
10. We are a lot smarter than you think.

I could go on and on, but I'll have the human stop here for now.

-Dexter

How To Get Your Human's Attention

I outline the best ways to get your human's attention. Now these ideas may not work for every cat, but give them a try and see what happens!

1. Knock Something Down: You have to be careful with this one. Try not pick something expensive or glass. Otherwise, you'll be in a lot of trouble. I've been down this road and it's not fun. Pick something like a book or paper.
2. Meow a lot: This always gets my human's attention. No one can resist a cute cat meowing.
3. Walk all over their stuff: This another one you have to be careful with. You have to make sure it's not something important their working on like a big paper for college.

These are just three ideas, but they work for me and maybe they will work for you! Just be careful on how you choose to do them!

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