Saturday, August 29, 2015

Friday, August 21, 2015

Mr. Handsome


I think I look like dashing here. The human thinks I look like a meowdel.

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Lazy Sunday

Sundays call for naps and more naps.


Cat Fitness


One way I stay in top kitty shape is by doing yoga. It's quite easy.  You just do a little stretching. I recommend the pose I'm doing below. 


This is a great way to stretch out your muscles. I recommend doing a little yoga once a week. I recommend doing it on Sunday because it's the day after Caturday. You gotta work off all those tunatinis from the night before.

So do a little kitty yoga. You won't regret it.

Friday, August 7, 2015

I'm floofy and I know it


The Cat Interview

Tne human tried to interview me. These are the results. 

Human: Hi, Dexter! So, how it's going?

Dexter: Lady. How long will this interview be? I got places to be and things to see. 

Human: Not very long. 

Dexter: Good. *impersonating Grumpy cat's face*

Human: What's your favorite thing to do?

Dexter: Easy. Sleeping. 

Human: That's it?

Dexter: Looking out the window. 

Human: What do you like looking at?

Dexter: Squirrels, lizards, and birds. The usual things. 

Human: Interesting. What's your favorite fish!

Dexter: Is that even a question? Tuna of course! 

Human: Ah, okay. 

Dexter: Are we done yet?

Human: Not quite. 

Dexter: ..........

Human: Next, question. Wait, where are you going?

*Dexter walking out of the room*

Dexter: I smell tuna!

Human: Well, then....



Thinking about cat stuff.

Thursday, August 6, 2015