Happy Friday, everyone!

Lazy Cat

I'm a pretty lazy cat.

Wednesday Loaf

Just loafing around on this Wednesday. I probably look fat, but it's just fluff. I'm a fluffy loaf! So, uh, happy Wednesday!

Daily Shenanigans

I'm the type of cat who hates to sit still and sleep all day. I mean I like to sleep, but not over the top like some other cats. My human notices that I like to get into some shenanigans. You could probably make a book about all things I've done, but we're going to opt for blog posts instead. So, here comes some daily shenanigans

Today, I stole my human's pen that she left on her desk. I couldn't resist this shiny piece of whatever it was made out of. It caught my eye, so I went in for the kill. The human wasn't in the room and that left the perfect opportunity to strike. I pounced up onto the desk and knocked off the desk. I rolled it under the bed, so she couldn't find it. I didn't like that idea and moved out from under the bed. I decided to swat at it and play around with it.

My human walked in right as was getting into playing with this shiny stick thing. She picked up and proceeded to put it away. I was devastated.

After a couple of minutes, I decided to move on to my next target. I walked around the apartment while looking at all things I could play with. I paced back and forth a little, and then I found it. It was just laying there. You know what it was? A plastic bag! These things are so much to play with and I decided to go for it. I can't pass up this opportunity. I darted right at it, and started to crumple it up and sniff at it. I thought I could get away with it because the human was somewhere else. I played with it for a couple of minutes until the human heard the noise and found me playing with the bag. I quickly ran away, so she couldn't take a picture.

It's still early in the day which means I'm bound to get into more shenanigans as the day goes on. I'm sure the human will try to keep up with all this.

(P.S. She couldn't get a picture of me doing any of this due to my super speed.)

My Favorite Hobbies

As a cat, I have a few little hobbies that keep me going through my "royal" life. I made a list, so it's not a long sentences that drag on for an eternity.

1. I like laying in sinks.
2. Plastic bags are my best friends. 
3. Squirrel Watching
4. Chasing my humans around
5. Sleeping

I would add more, but that would get really boring and you wouldn't want to read anymore. I know this because as a cat, I have a short attention span. 

Oh, here's a pic that my human took of me in the sink.

(I look dashing, by the way.)

Meow!

Meow! Welcome to my blog.