If I Could Speak Human...

Well, there are a couple of things that I would say if I could speak human. So, I had the human type out a list because of course I can't type or speak human.

1. Where's my food?
2. Why don't you give more treats?
3. How come you don't always come when I meow?
4. Why do you get mad when I decide to walk all over your laptop?
5. You should give me more food.
6. Humans can't speak cat very well.
7. Not all cats are a big fan of salmon (this includes me).
8. Catnip is one heck of a thing.
9. I'm terribly sorry if I shed too much.
10. We are a lot smarter than you think.

I could go on and on, but I'll have the human stop here for now.

-Dexter